Wife joke: he don't know about gulf..

Husband: Honey, if I die, would you get remarried?
Wife: Well, I suppose so.
Husband: Would you sleep in the same bed with him? Wife: I guess we would.
Husband: Would you make love to him?
Wife: He would be my husband then dear.
Husband: would you give him my golf clubs also?
Wife: No No... he does not like golf.

drunkard joke: where is preety lady??

A drunkard husband arrives late at home.
He knows his wife won't open the door,
So he decided to pretend that he bought her flowers and knocks the door...
Wife: Who is it?
Drunkard : I brought flowers for the pretty lady...
Wife opens the door and says...
Where are the flowers ?
Drunkard Husband: Where is the pretty lady....?

Funny jokes: such a materialistic joke

A man get an accident with his new Ferrari.
Policemen arrives.
Man:- (cried) Officer! My brand new car..
Police replied:- You're such materialistic. You even have not noticed
that your left arm has been cut off.
Man-: (He looks at his left arm and yells.) OMG! My Rolex watch!

Off the radio: Boys Vs Girls joke

A Girl Singing In the Bus.
Boy: Why can't you sing in radio ?
Girl: Wow! am i singing that much better?
Boy: NOT like that we can off the radio so!

Extra joking: Jokling vs Girldfriend

Boyfriend to his Girlfriend in a date:
Boy: My father's name is laughing and my mother's name is smiling.
Girl: You must be kidding!!
Boy: No, that's my brother. I am joking...

Indian never beat joke: sports joke

Judge asks a little Kid: Now! your parents are getting divorce..

Do you want to live with your mummy? 
Kid: No, my mummy beats me.
Judge:  Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy. 
Kid: No, my daddy beats me too. 
Judge: Well then, who do you want to live with? 
Kid: I want to live with the Indian Cricket team at abroad, they never beat anybody there!

Alphabetical jokes: four died in an accident

In a classroom, A Math Teacher asks to a student to count from 0 to 10.
Student: 0 1 2 3 5 6 7 8 9 10

Teacher:Where is 4?
Student: Yesterday I heard on the news that 4 died in a bus accident.

What a promise joke: Student joke

A student grabbed a coin and he flipped it in the air & promised..
If Head, I go to sleep. Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge ........... I'll study more.

What is Island Joke: student and teacher

What is an island ?
Student: A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
Teacher : One side means?
Student: On top....

Questions of your wife: wife vs girl friend

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife.??
A girlfriend answers all your questions..
A wife questions all your answers...

Bathing picture joke: Girls vs Boys joke

Boy and girl on facebook
Girl:- Why you never smile...?
Boy:-How can you say this?
Girl:-Your smiling pictures are missing here in your album.
Boy: Ok then …do u bath daily
Girl:-Yes! of course why are you asking this?
Boy:-No, I haven't seen any pictures of bathing you....

Why women cry: who knows...

perspective joke: Rhino always sees his horn

Breakup with boyfriends:cry for cartoons missed

Time Have Changed
Now, 10 Year Old Girls are Crying,
Because They Broke Up With Their Boyfriends
Our Time: When We Were 10 Years Old We Cried When We Missed The
Morning Cartoons.....

Kid joke: come before I slept!

At English Class:
Kid: Me Sleep With Dad Last Night.
Madam Corrected: No no, I Slept With
Dad Last Night.
Kid: You may have come after I slept ..

Biology Vs social work joke: difference between Biology and social work

Teacher: what is the relation between Biology and social work?
Student: If new born baby looks like his father it is biology,
if he looks like his neighbor it is called social work....

Wife died joke: tears

A man to his friend...
My wife died yesterday...I am trying to cry, But tears are not
coming out....
What do I do?
Friend : No problem, its easy just imagine she is back in your life.....

Student joke: Size of earth joke

Teacher : What shape is the Earth?
Student : I don't know sir.. ..any hints??
Teacher : Well! What kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear?
Student : Square ones
Teacher :No, I mean the ones she wear on Sunday
Student :Round
Teacher : Then,what shape is the Earth?
Student : Square on Weekdays and Round on Sundays....

Fish slippers:utilize the fishes

Accident Joke: car and bicylce joke

Smart Dog:learning from human

Student joke: good in english

A Boy is seeing his graduate's result
He found that he failed in English....
then said to his friend....Oh What!! I fail in English
Its unpossible!!....

Sports joke: Liverpool win the league

Son with his Dad
Son: Dad my girlfriend is too old...
Dad: How do u sure?
Son: Well., to start with she said she's seen Liverpool win the League
Dad: Damn! She is old......

Animal joke: Bird drinks a cup of coffee

Animal Jokes:Mosquito liked fb status

Once a man update his facebook status: "I am going to sleep on terrace tonight...
After an hour, he saw his status back.....
50 mosquitoes liked his status..

Apple 5th generation:joke

Unvisible chair: Student joke

A Philosophy Professor asked his students just one question for their final exam.
The question is “How are you going to make me to believe that the chair in front of you is invisible?”
It took all of the students 1 hour to finish writing the answer except for 1 lazy student who took only 5 second.
After that day, the results are already posted. The lazy student got the highest score.
Know what his answer was..?
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“What chair? “

Girlfriend finds me: GF vs BF

A boy ask a girl in a market
'I have loss my girl friend so could you please talk to me for a while?
Girl- Why? 
Boy- Because whenever I talk to a girl my girlfriend finds me......

Begger to a Girl: joke

A Girl sitting on a bench at a park.
A Beggar: Hi Darling...how do you do?
Girl (angrily): How dare you call me darling?
Beggar: Then what are you doing on my bed....

Marriage joke:before and after marriage

Crazy to internet: application joke

One friend says to another:
"I have Facebook, Twitter, Google
Plus, MSN Messenger and Skype accounts."
2nd Friend: "Dude, do you have a life?"
1st Friend: "OMG! No! Send me the link! I will make an account..

Hair cut: joke

Not a DNA test: its class test joke

Father and son
Father: What’s your exam result?
Son: I have failed in Six subjects.
Father: What! from today onwards do not call me “Dad” okay. You understand?
Son: Oh come on Dad! Its my college test not a DNA test...

Birthday gift to grandma:joke

Girl to her brother: “what are you going to gift grandma on her birthday?
Boy: “A football”
Girl: But grandma doesn’t play football”.
.
.
Boy: So what! “At my birthday she gave me books!

Price of Dress:Double price

Girl: "What’s the Price of this Blue Dress?"

Salesman: “$150"

Girl: "Awwww”.. !!

Girl: "And That Pink One?"

Salesman: "Awwww + Awwww”..