Accident Joke: car and bicylce joke

Not pregnant yet:joke

Woman : To the Airport please (to a taxi)
After 10 minutes the Taxi driver, watching the Woman in the Mirror and says : You are third pregnant woman that I had driven to the airport today...
Woman : Nonsense! Are you kidding me, I'm not Pregnant
Driver : Well you haven't arrived to the airport yet.....

Driving joke

Boss : I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k

Santa : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?

How much is DRIVING salary...?