What a promise joke: Student joke

A student grabbed a coin and he flipped it in the air & promised..
If Head, I go to sleep. Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge ........... I'll study more.

Student joke: good in english

A Boy is seeing his graduate's result
He found that he failed in English....
then said to his friend....Oh What!! I fail in English
Its unpossible!!....

Unvisible chair: Student joke

A Philosophy Professor asked his students just one question for their final exam.
The question is “How are you going to make me to believe that the chair in front of you is invisible?”
It took all of the students 1 hour to finish writing the answer except for 1 lazy student who took only 5 second.
After that day, the results are already posted. The lazy student got the highest score.
Know what his answer was..?
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“What chair? “

Birthday gift to grandma:joke

Girl to her brother: “what are you going to gift grandma on her birthday?
Boy: “A football”
Girl: But grandma doesn’t play football”.
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Boy: So what! “At my birthday she gave me books!