Parents joke: Who is your father joke

A kid was crying sitting outside his house.
A passer by asked him Why are you crying for?
Kid: My parents are fighting inside the house.
Passer By: Who is your dad?
Kid: That is what the fight is about.

Not a DNA test: its class test joke

Father and son
Father: What’s your exam result?
Son: I have failed in Six subjects.
Father: What! from today onwards do not call me “Dad” okay. You understand?
Son: Oh come on Dad! Its my college test not a DNA test...

Birthday gift: father to son

Dad: Son, what do u want for your 18th birthday?

Son: Not that much dad, I  want just a radio with a sports car around it.

Mahatma Ghandi: Rolemodel......, joke

Dad : Who is your Role Model ?
Son : Mahatma Ghandi
Dad : GREAT !! Why ?
Son : He Married at the age of 13

Perfect Son, joke

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

Father passed away...

Father: Go hide, your teacher (madam) is here because you bunked school for some days....
Son: No Dad you go and hide, she is coming here because I told her YOU PASSED AWAY last week...

Lier Family, joke

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie!!
He decided to test it at dinner with his son....

DAD: Son, where were u today during school hrs
SON: at school (robot slaps son)
SON: okay, I went to the movies!
DAD: which one?
SON: Cliff Hanger....(robot slaps son)
SON: okay, i was watching porn!
DAD: what? Whn I was ur age I dnt know even wht porn was? (robot slaps dad)
MOM: hahahaha:- After all he is ur son!!!! ROBOT SLAPS MOM........
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....................

Son without father

A guy went up to his father saying: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!"

Father: That's great son. Who is it?

... Son: It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter.
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Father: Ohhhh! I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.

The boy is naturally bummed out, but life goes on, and indeed, a couple of months later.

Son: Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!

Father: That's great son. Who is it?

Son: It's Angela, The other neighbor's daughter. .

Father: Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister.

This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.

Son: Mum, I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them. Because dad is their father!.

The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whomever you want, He isn't your father"

Modern boys.....

Funny joke btwn father n son.....

Boy reached home very late at night

Father(angrily) : Where the hell were you?
Boy : I was at my friends house !

Father called his 10 friends

4 answered :"Yes uncle ! he was here with me"
3 answered : "He just left a little while ago"
2 answered : "He is still here and we are studying"

and the last one crossed all limits,
"Hello Dad ! I will be late at home"

Lipstick, jokes

Father : "hey Son! why is your mother sitting so silent today?"

Son: "Nothing Dad. She asked for lipstick and i heard 'Glue Stick"
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Father : Oh! thats the matter."God bless u my son.

jokes, battery blast

Dad: don’t put mobile charging while sleeping at night?

Son : why?

Johnny : sometimes, battery may blast.
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Son : Yeah. I know. That’s why I am removing battery from mobile while charging