Student joke: Two pronouns

Height of Good Luck
Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns.
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Student: Who? Me?
Teacher: Very good. Sit down!!

Alphabetical jokes: four died in an accident

In a classroom, A Math Teacher asks to a student to count from 0 to 10.
Student: 0 1 2 3 5 6 7 8 9 10

Teacher:Where is 4?
Student: Yesterday I heard on the news that 4 died in a bus accident.

What is Island Joke: student and teacher

What is an island ?
Student: A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
Teacher : One side means?
Student: On top....

Kid joke: come before I slept!

At English Class:
Kid: Me Sleep With Dad Last Night.
Madam Corrected: No no, I Slept With
Dad Last Night.
Kid: You may have come after I slept ..

Biology Vs social work joke: difference between Biology and social work

Teacher: what is the relation between Biology and social work?
Student: If new born baby looks like his father it is biology,
if he looks like his neighbor it is called social work....

Student joke: Size of earth joke

Teacher : What shape is the Earth?
Student : I don't know sir.. ..any hints??
Teacher : Well! What kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear?
Student : Square ones
Teacher :No, I mean the ones she wear on Sunday
Student :Round
Teacher : Then,what shape is the Earth?
Student : Square on Weekdays and Round on Sundays....

Math teacher joke:Irritate to Maths

A boy called up his Maths Teacher........
His wife picked up the phone and said "he died last week"
Next day boy called again..
She again picked up and said "I told you, he died last week"
He called the third time..
Wife said "he died.. why do you keep on calling again and again??"
Boy: "Because Its nice to hear that he died"..:

Pakistan Vs America: Religious Joke

A Paksitani boy took admission in an American Unversity..

Teacher : What is your  name ?

Boy : Nadir

Teacher : No, now you are in America so your name is Jhony from today.

Boy went home and mom asked: How was your first day at College Nadir?

Boy : I'm an American now, call me Jhonny.

Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him.

Next day he was back to school..

Teacher: What happened Jhonny?

Boy: Madam, just six hours after when I became American I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists

Abraham Lincoln joke: with Student

Teacher : What happend on 1908 ?

Student : Abraham lincoln was born !

Teacher : what happend on 1918 ?

Student : Abraham lincoln was 10years old

Wife like a moon: student joke

One day a teacher was talking about marriage in the class...

Teacher : What kind of wife do you like Johnny?

Johnny : I want a wife like the moon..

Teacher : Wow! what a choice. Do you want her to be beautiful and calm
like the moon?

Johnny : No, I want her to come at night and disappear in the morning

Beautiful daughter: joke

Sir:what is the difference between truth and comedy?

Student: Your daughter's beauty is truth but she is your daughter is a big comedy...

Neighbors help: joke

A New Teacher Joins a School
she Finds, Two Boys Similar In Appearance ;
Teacher : ARE YOU TWINS ??
Boys : No mam, We are neighbors...

Lady on phone: Ladies joke

Lady On Phone:
"Hello Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To You.
You Are The Father Of One Of My Kids."

Man Is Stunned and says:
What happened again
R U Jessica?
No.
Pamela?
No.
Anna?
No
Christina?
No.
Joella?
No.
Elissa?
No.
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Lady in confusion:
"Sir, I am The Class Teacher Of Your Son."

I don't have to pray!

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Homework on facebook

Teacher: Boy....where is your homework?
Student: Mam, please check on Facebook. I have uploaded a copy of it and tagged you.

Sleeping at School

Teacher to Students

You Students must sleep atleast 7 hours per day.
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Students:
Impossible Sir! School is only for 6 hrs

God Vs Brain, jokes

Teacher : Can you see God?
Class : No
Teacher : Can you touch God?
Class : No
Teacher : Then there isn't a God! . . . .

Student : Sir, can you see and touch your brain?

Rocking Joke

Teacher: There are 10 apples in an Orange tree, 3 of guava plucked by me then how many banana are there? 

Student: Three elephants remaining sir......
Teacher: What an intelligent boy. How do you know?
Student: Because I am swimming now...

Moral: Brush your tooth always otherwise so many mice will come at your home!!!

jokes, dead cyclist

During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to her.
Teacher:Pappu, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.
Pappu: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school.

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