Indian never beat joke: sports joke

Judge asks a little Kid: Now! your parents are getting divorce..

Do you want to live with your mummy? 
Kid: No, my mummy beats me.
Judge:  Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy. 
Kid: No, my daddy beats me too. 
Judge: Well then, who do you want to live with? 
Kid: I want to live with the Indian Cricket team at abroad, they never beat anybody there!

Sports joke: Liverpool win the league

Son with his Dad
Son: Dad my girlfriend is too old...
Dad: How do u sure?
Son: Well., to start with she said she's seen Liverpool win the League
Dad: Damn! She is old......

Duck out: Cricket jokes

A man rang labor room of hospital to know about his pregnant wife.
By mistake he dialled the number of a cricket stadium.
Man: How’s it going?
Reply: Fine, four are already out. The last one was a duck.