drunkard joke: where is preety lady??

A drunkard husband arrives late at home.
He knows his wife won't open the door,
So he decided to pretend that he bought her flowers and knocks the door...
Wife: Who is it?
Drunkard : I brought flowers for the pretty lady...
Wife opens the door and says...
Where are the flowers ?
Drunkard Husband: Where is the pretty lady....?

Funny jokes: such a materialistic joke

A man get an accident with his new Ferrari.
Policemen arrives.
Man:- (cried) Officer! My brand new car..
Police replied:- You're such materialistic. You even have not noticed
that your left arm has been cut off.
Man-: (He looks at his left arm and yells.) OMG! My Rolex watch!

Titanic, joke

Help! Help! Help!.... The Titanic is going to be drowned....

Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God...
Just then a Italian Drunkard asks the nearby an Indian in the ship.
Italian: How far is land, from here ?
Indian: Two miles .
Italian: Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again.
Italian: You man!! Just tell me which side is land two miles from here?
Indian: Downwards...

Jokes, Father and his modern son

Boy and his father in a Restaurant:
Dad: Hello waiter....a bottle of beer and a Ice-cream plz
Son: Dad! why won't you too take beer?!