Apple 5th generation:joke

Computer joke: letter of keyboard

Dear Computer users,
 

I do appreciate your kind attitude towards the other keys of keyboard
But 1 question.
Why do you press all keys softly and hit me with all your power......?

Yours sincerely,
   Enter Key

Give me your ID:Joke

A Girl was chatting with an unknown person.
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Unknown: Hey pretty! Could you give me your MSN?
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Girl: Oh yes sure
its--ihaveaboyfriendandilovehimalot@getlost.com
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Unknown: and mine is--
iamyourfather@uaredead.com

Sardar went to America: Sardar Vs Obama

Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with Obama.

Obama: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. He takes him to a forest.

Obama : Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.

Obama : More….More…More… Sardarji went upto 200 Feet.

Obama : So now, try to search something.

Sardarji : I got a wire.

Obama  : You know, it shows that even 200 years ago we used to have telephones.

Sardarji became frustrated. He invited Obama to India. Next year Obama was in India.

Sardarji : I want to show you our advancement. The same…he takes Obama to a forest.

Sardarji : Dig it. Obama does.

Sardarji : More….More…More… … Obama goes upto almost 500 feet.

Sardarji :Try to find something. Obama tries.

Sardarji : Did you get anything?

Obama : No, there is nothing here.

Sardarji : you know, it shows that even 500 years ago, we used to have WIRELESS!!

Help or F1

A Computer Engineer
was falling down from roof of a building,
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And shouting F1, F1, F1,
Instead
of help, help, help .