perspective joke: Rhino always sees his horn

Fish slippers:utilize the fishes

Smart Dog:learning from human

Animal joke: Bird drinks a cup of coffee

Animal Jokes:Mosquito liked fb status

Once a man update his facebook status: "I am going to sleep on terrace tonight...
After an hour, he saw his status back.....
50 mosquitoes liked his status..

Value of men:Thief joke

‎Two Terrorists having A discussion in a restaurant.
The waiter ask them "sir what the discussion was about?"

Terrorist: " We are planing to kill 14 thousand people and a donkey."

Waiter: what !! but "Why donkey?"

Then another terrorist tells the other.
"See I told you nobody will care about the 14 thousand people....

Don't eat dirty fruit: Dog jokes

Shopkeeper:Madam, your dog is eating my fruits...
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Madam: Hay! Tommy, Bad habit.... Don't eat without washing them

ways to catch a Tiger, Joke

3 Ways To Catch a Tiger 
1- Newton's Method... Allow The Tiger To Catch You & Catch The Tiger
2- Einstein's Method... Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired and Then Catch It. 
3- The Police Method... Catch A Cat & Beat It Until It Accepts Its a Tiger.

Lion Roars Thrice, joke

Do u know what happen Lion Roars three times when you are in a room.?
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Tom and Jerry cartoon starts..

Tiger population is less, joke

Tiger: This bloody discovery channel's people are very irritating.
Monkey: why? What happened?
Tiger: They wont give any privacy for .......... then they say Tiger Population is
less in the world.....