Begger to a Girl: joke

A Girl sitting on a bench at a park.
A Beggar: Hi Darling...how do you do?
Girl (angrily): How dare you call me darling?
Beggar: Then what are you doing on my bed....

Price of Dress:Double price

Girl: "What’s the Price of this Blue Dress?"

Salesman: “$150"

Girl: "Awwww”.. !!

Girl: "And That Pink One?"

Salesman: "Awwww + Awwww”..

Three hard things.......

Three most difficult things to do in the world

1: You can't count your hair.

 2. Your can't wash your eyes with soap.

 3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
 

 

Oh! amazing ..... you can
Now kindly put your tongue back inside.

Dad Vs Daughter

A girl was standing at bus-stop covering her face with a scarf.

A Passer-by: "HI SEXY!"

Girl: "DAD... its me!"

Joke: Love Your Enemies!

The great leader addressed the mass: What I hate most is that laziness has been our greatest enemy.

Later the Saint came and gave a short speech: My dear people, we should learn to love even our enemies!

Youth Joke: Boys Have Girlfriends

Know a new fact:
20% of boys have brain. And rest have? Rest have girlfriends!