Girl's period joke: Period joke

A girl recently write on her facebook status  "I have got my period!"
20 Guys "Liked" it.
30 guys said "Thank God...

Off the radio: Boys Vs Girls joke

A Girl Singing In the Bus.
Boy: Why can't you sing in radio ?
Girl: Wow! am i singing that much better?
Boy: NOT like that we can off the radio so!

Extra joking: Jokling vs Girldfriend

Boyfriend to his Girlfriend in a date:
Boy: My father's name is laughing and my mother's name is smiling.
Girl: You must be kidding!!
Boy: No, that's my brother. I am joking...

Questions of your wife: wife vs girl friend

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife.??
A girlfriend answers all your questions..
A wife questions all your answers...

Bathing picture joke: Girls vs Boys joke

Boy and girl on facebook
Girl:- Why you never smile...?
Boy:-How can you say this?
Girl:-Your smiling pictures are missing here in your album.
Boy: Ok then …do u bath daily
Girl:-Yes! of course why are you asking this?
Boy:-No, I haven't seen any pictures of bathing you....

Breakup with boyfriends:cry for cartoons missed

Time Have Changed
Now, 10 Year Old Girls are Crying,
Because They Broke Up With Their Boyfriends
Our Time: When We Were 10 Years Old We Cried When We Missed The
Morning Cartoons.....

Girlfriend finds me: GF vs BF

A boy ask a girl in a market
'I have loss my girl friend so could you please talk to me for a while?
Girl- Why? 
Boy- Because whenever I talk to a girl my girlfriend finds me......

Surprising joke: surgery joke

“A boy after spending great time with his beloved
and he saw a guy’s photo in her bag then he asked to her
Is he ur X Boy Friend?
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Girl Friend kissed him and said "No dear thats me before surgery".

Girl for Shopping:Girls joke

Girl : I'm not feeling Well ..
Boy : That's too bad. I thought of taking you for a Shopping
Girl : Oh! I'm OK ... I was Just Joking 
Boy : Yeah me too Joking common!!

Smart Boys joke: Boy and Girl

Wife : Its my bad luck that i married with you, otherwise, lots of smart boys were interested in me..
Husband : Of course they must be smart , thats why they escaped from you........

Girls are Clever: Girls joke

Question: Why do most of girls spend much time on improving their looks not their minds.
Ans: Because they know that men are STUPID  but not BLIND..

Girls like Icecream: Boy and Girl jokes

Girl demanded for ice cream.
Boy purchased it.

Girl: Thank you
Boy: Only thank you?
Girl: I know, You want a kiss..
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Boy: Shut up, Give me half of the ice cream

Quality of WOMEN: Nice joke

Five Important Qualities of women:

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good and simple as well and who likes to be with you. 
5. The must important is that these four women do not know each other.

Love your country: chance

Height of Patriotism:

A Girl Watching Football Match with  Painted The National Flag On Her Face... !
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A Clever Boy Kissed and Said,
"I Love My Country" very much

Gift to girlfriend:girls joke

Boy : I Love you
Girl : Hahahahahaha

Boy : I Won't live without you
Girl : Hahahahahahaha

Boy : I will die for you
Girl : Hahahahahahahaha

Boy : I will gift you a Gold Ring
Girl : Awwwwww.. Pakka ?? 

Don't lie with friends: Purse forgot, joke

Girl : I forgot my purse at home and I need Rs. 2000 urgently. Please Give me?
Idea of Boy
Boy : Take Rs. 20 and go home bring your purse...

Bluff call joke: Girl's thought....

Unknown call...
He: Do you have boy friend?
She: Yeas, but who are you?
He: I'm your brother! just wait till i come home.
Next unknown call:
He: Do you have boy friend?
She: No! No! I don't have any boyfriends.
He: What? oh! I'm your boyfriend, you just break my heart..
She: No No No darling I'm sorry i thought you are my brother..who just bluffed me
He: Nice! I'm your brother just wait till i come home.......I will show you!!

Rusia to USA, joke

Once a Girl meet the God!!
Girl : Make a road from Russia to USA
God : Its very tough , ask something else ?
Girl : Make boys to love only one girl :
God : Do you want single or Double Lane to USA ? 

Boys don't open books....

A Boy loved his classmate. He proposed her.

Girl refused and complained to principle.

Principle fired out and banned him coming to school for a week.

Boy came to school after a week.

Girl realized her mistake and wrote,"I am sorry and I love you too", on boy's book.
Boy didn't reacted and 9 months passed.
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Moral: Boys don't open their books.

Teeth Vs Star, jokes

Boy: Your Teeth are like the stars.
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Girl: Oh Really! Thanks, Are they that much Shining??
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Boy:- No, They r Far away from each other!