Girl's period joke: Period joke

A girl recently write on her facebook status  "I have got my period!"
20 Guys "Liked" it.
30 guys said "Thank God...

Wife joke: How to cook joke

Wife: I just hate the beggar who came yesterday
Husband:Why ?
Wife: I gave him food yesterday & Today he gifted me
a book "How to Cook Testy"..

Ladies joke: Baby with antenna or not joke??

Electronic Engineer's wife delivered a baby,
Wife send SMS to his husband:
'Your circuit design came out.'
Husband smiled and replied:With antenna or without antenna

Student joke: Two pronouns

Height of Good Luck
Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns.
.
.
.
Student: Who? Me?
Teacher: Very good. Sit down!!

Parents joke: Who is your father joke

A kid was crying sitting outside his house.
A passer by asked him Why are you crying for?
Kid: My parents are fighting inside the house.
Passer By: Who is your dad?
Kid: That is what the fight is about.

Marriage joke: After marriage noone could save him

A Boy Thought Of Suicide
He Drank Poison ,But His Father Saved Him
He Hanged, But His Mother Saved Him
He Met With An Accident , Doctor Saved Him
He Jumped Into A Well, Gardener Saved Him
At Last He Got Married and  Now No One Could Save Him

Wife joke: he don't know about gulf..

Husband: Honey, if I die, would you get remarried?
Wife: Well, I suppose so.
Husband: Would you sleep in the same bed with him? Wife: I guess we would.
Husband: Would you make love to him?
Wife: He would be my husband then dear.
Husband: would you give him my golf clubs also?
Wife: No No... he does not like golf.

drunkard joke: where is preety lady??

A drunkard husband arrives late at home.
He knows his wife won't open the door,
So he decided to pretend that he bought her flowers and knocks the door...
Wife: Who is it?
Drunkard : I brought flowers for the pretty lady...
Wife opens the door and says...
Where are the flowers ?
Drunkard Husband: Where is the pretty lady....?

Funny jokes: such a materialistic joke

A man get an accident with his new Ferrari.
Policemen arrives.
Man:- (cried) Officer! My brand new car..
Police replied:- You're such materialistic. You even have not noticed
that your left arm has been cut off.
Man-: (He looks at his left arm and yells.) OMG! My Rolex watch!

Off the radio: Boys Vs Girls joke

A Girl Singing In the Bus.
Boy: Why can't you sing in radio ?
Girl: Wow! am i singing that much better?
Boy: NOT like that we can off the radio so!

Extra joking: Jokling vs Girldfriend

Boyfriend to his Girlfriend in a date:
Boy: My father's name is laughing and my mother's name is smiling.
Girl: You must be kidding!!
Boy: No, that's my brother. I am joking...

Indian never beat joke: sports joke

Judge asks a little Kid: Now! your parents are getting divorce..

Do you want to live with your mummy? 
Kid: No, my mummy beats me.
Judge:  Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy. 
Kid: No, my daddy beats me too. 
Judge: Well then, who do you want to live with? 
Kid: I want to live with the Indian Cricket team at abroad, they never beat anybody there!

Alphabetical jokes: four died in an accident

In a classroom, A Math Teacher asks to a student to count from 0 to 10.
Student: 0 1 2 3 5 6 7 8 9 10

Teacher:Where is 4?
Student: Yesterday I heard on the news that 4 died in a bus accident.

What a promise joke: Student joke

A student grabbed a coin and he flipped it in the air & promised..
If Head, I go to sleep. Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge ........... I'll study more.

What is Island Joke: student and teacher

What is an island ?
Student: A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
Teacher : One side means?
Student: On top....

Questions of your wife: wife vs girl friend

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife.??
A girlfriend answers all your questions..
A wife questions all your answers...

Bathing picture joke: Girls vs Boys joke

Boy and girl on facebook
Girl:- Why you never smile...?
Boy:-How can you say this?
Girl:-Your smiling pictures are missing here in your album.
Boy: Ok then …do u bath daily
Girl:-Yes! of course why are you asking this?
Boy:-No, I haven't seen any pictures of bathing you....

Why women cry: who knows...

perspective joke: Rhino always sees his horn

Breakup with boyfriends:cry for cartoons missed

Time Have Changed
Now, 10 Year Old Girls are Crying,
Because They Broke Up With Their Boyfriends
Our Time: When We Were 10 Years Old We Cried When We Missed The
Morning Cartoons.....