drunkard joke: where is preety lady??

A drunkard husband arrives late at home.
He knows his wife won't open the door,
So he decided to pretend that he bought her flowers and knocks the door...
Wife: Who is it?
Drunkard : I brought flowers for the pretty lady...
Wife opens the door and says...
Where are the flowers ?
Drunkard Husband: Where is the pretty lady....?

Funny jokes: such a materialistic joke

A man get an accident with his new Ferrari.
Policemen arrives.
Man:- (cried) Officer! My brand new car..
Police replied:- You're such materialistic. You even have not noticed
that your left arm has been cut off.
Man-: (He looks at his left arm and yells.) OMG! My Rolex watch!

Off the radio: Boys Vs Girls joke

A Girl Singing In the Bus.
Boy: Why can't you sing in radio ?
Girl: Wow! am i singing that much better?
Boy: NOT like that we can off the radio so!

Extra joking: Jokling vs Girldfriend

Boyfriend to his Girlfriend in a date:
Boy: My father's name is laughing and my mother's name is smiling.
Girl: You must be kidding!!
Boy: No, that's my brother. I am joking...

Indian never beat joke: sports joke

Judge asks a little Kid: Now! your parents are getting divorce..

Do you want to live with your mummy? 
Kid: No, my mummy beats me.
Judge:  Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy. 
Kid: No, my daddy beats me too. 
Judge: Well then, who do you want to live with? 
Kid: I want to live with the Indian Cricket team at abroad, they never beat anybody there!

Alphabetical jokes: four died in an accident

In a classroom, A Math Teacher asks to a student to count from 0 to 10.
Student: 0 1 2 3 5 6 7 8 9 10

Teacher:Where is 4?
Student: Yesterday I heard on the news that 4 died in a bus accident.

What a promise joke: Student joke

A student grabbed a coin and he flipped it in the air & promised..
If Head, I go to sleep. Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge ........... I'll study more.