Girl's period joke: Period joke

A girl recently write on her facebook status  "I have got my period!"
20 Guys "Liked" it.
30 guys said "Thank God...

Wife joke: How to cook joke

Wife: I just hate the beggar who came yesterday
Husband:Why ?
Wife: I gave him food yesterday & Today he gifted me
a book "How to Cook Testy"..

Ladies joke: Baby with antenna or not joke??

Electronic Engineer's wife delivered a baby,
Wife send SMS to his husband:
'Your circuit design came out.'
Husband smiled and replied:With antenna or without antenna

Student joke: Two pronouns

Height of Good Luck
Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns.
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Student: Who? Me?
Teacher: Very good. Sit down!!

Parents joke: Who is your father joke

A kid was crying sitting outside his house.
A passer by asked him Why are you crying for?
Kid: My parents are fighting inside the house.
Passer By: Who is your dad?
Kid: That is what the fight is about.

Marriage joke: After marriage noone could save him

A Boy Thought Of Suicide
He Drank Poison ,But His Father Saved Him
He Hanged, But His Mother Saved Him
He Met With An Accident , Doctor Saved Him
He Jumped Into A Well, Gardener Saved Him
At Last He Got Married and  Now No One Could Save Him

Wife joke: he don't know about gulf..

Husband: Honey, if I die, would you get remarried?
Wife: Well, I suppose so.
Husband: Would you sleep in the same bed with him? Wife: I guess we would.
Husband: Would you make love to him?
Wife: He would be my husband then dear.
Husband: would you give him my golf clubs also?
Wife: No No... he does not like golf.