Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Titanic, joke

Help! Help! Help!.... The Titanic is going to be drowned....
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God...
Just then a Italian Drunkard asks the nearby an Indian in the ship.
Italian: How far is land, from here ?
Indian: Two miles .
Italian: Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again.
Italian: You man!! Just tell me which side is land two miles from here?
Indian: Downwards...

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