Lipstick, jokes

Father : "hey Son! why is your mother sitting so silent today?"

Son: "Nothing Dad. She asked for lipstick and i heard 'Glue Stick"
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Father : Oh! thats the matter."God bless u my son.

Jokes, without girls

Imagine life without Girls…
All theater silent,
The police at rest.
Mobile companies in loss.
Gift shop in loss
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All boys were university TOPPER…. !

jokes, double wife

A man going to the hospital for treatment to his broken leg……

At hospital….he saw a man treating his two-broken legs.

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Then he thinks oh…. He has two wives.

Jokes, ladies first

Two lovers decided to suicide...
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Boy jumped 1^st Girl closed her eyes & returned….back
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Boy in air opened parachute and said. I know you won’t follow me…..
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From that day onwards people started saying ladies first..........

jokes, Columbus never discovered USA if..

If Columbus had been married he would have never discovered America Because,

1- Where are you going?

2- With whom?
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3- To discover what?

4- Can I come?

5- When are you coming back?

6- Can't you work from home?

7- Can you take mom-in-law with u as well?

8- What will you bring for me?

9- Do call me when u reach there? via jokes and quotation

jokes, battery blast

Dad: don’t put mobile charging while sleeping at night?

Son : why?

Johnny : sometimes, battery may blast.
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Son : Yeah. I know. That’s why I am removing battery from mobile while charging

jokes, dead cyclist

During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to her.
Teacher:Pappu, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.
Pappu: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school.

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joke, sweet without seed

Grandma of a boy don’t like eating medicine. So the boy went to the doctor and asked what he could do. The doctor tells him a trick.
The boy came into home with some sweet and put the medicine inside it and gave it to Grandma to eat the sweet as she likes it very much.
After eating sweets the Grand son told to Grandma, “I am very happy to see that you have eaten all the sweets.”
Grand Ma replied, “Yes I have eaten all sweets but I didn’t like the seeds inside them and removed all seeds from it.”

Jokes, Tiger becomes a cat

A Tiger was giving wedding party to his friends..
A Cat came there and danced.
Tiger asked who r u ?
Cat said: Hay........I was also a Tiger before my marriage

joke, Shanta's view

Santa bought a car on loan...
He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this,
I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!

jokes, beautiful and innocent

All girls are beautiful, after the
lights are switched off!
- Shakespear 
All boys are innocent before the
lights are off,
- Shakespear e's wife.

jokes, back from jungle

Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 5th anniversary?
Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 10th anniversary?
Husband: I’ll bring you back.

Joke, after marriage

Wife : Did you eat ?
Husband : Did you eat ?
Wife : Are you copying me ?
Husband : Are you copying me ?
Wife : I Love you !
Husband : Yes , I already ate !

Wife jokes, don't believe your wife

A man comes home, He finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kill him.
Wife says: if u behave like this you will lose all of your friend!!!!

Jokes, Father and his modern son

Boy and his father in a Restaurant:
Dad: Hello waiter....a bottle of beer and a Ice-cream plz
Son: Dad! why won't you too take beer?!

Thief jokes - Robot Stolen

A robot was invented in LONDON ..
Within 1 hour the robot caught 130 thieved in america
Within half and hour it caught 56 thieved in Japan
and in China within, 45 minutes it caught 300 thieves...

The robot was brought to India...Within 15 minutes

It was stolen

Police jokes

 Financial Management without MBA
A beggar found Rs. 100........
He went to 5star hotel for dinner....
BILL=5000
Manager handed him to police....
He gave Rs. 100 to police and free

Wife and Husband jokes

A wife hit her husband with a frying Pan ..

Husband : What was it for ?!
Wife : While washing yur pant , I found a chit with a name JENNY
Husband : Last week i had a Horse race and JENNY was the name of the horse
Next day the wife again hits her husband with the frying pan ..
Wife : Your horse JENNY is in your MOBILE PHONE