Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Sorry wrong number....

Sardar make a call to his home.
Servant picked the phone.
Sardar: Give phone to my wife.
Servant: She is sleeping with her husband.
Sardar: But I am her husband calling you from my office.
Servant: Now what to do?
Sardar: Kill both of them.
After killing......
Servant: What to do with dead bodies?
Sardar: Put them in our swimming pool.
Servant: But there is no swimming pool in home.
Sardar: Sorry wrong Number...

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