Ladka and Ladki Joke

Shaadi Se Pehle

Ladka:
Darling Tum Nahi To Main Nahi
Or Main Nahi To Tum Nahi
Shaadi Ke Bad

Ladka:
Manhoos ! Aj Ya To Tu Nahi Ya Mai Nahi

Santa Jokes

Santa's theory :

Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed

& Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!

Driving joke

Boss : I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k

Santa : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?

How much is DRIVING salary...?

Car Jokes

Boss : I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k

Santa : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?

How much is DRIVING salary...?

Math Jokes

MATHS Teacher :"How can you distribute 8 apples
among 6 people equally....??"

Student: "By Making Juice"

Health tips-Eat an Apple a Day

A Doctor and lawyer loved same girl.

lawyer started giving an apple to the girl everyday.

Doctor asked: why??

lawyer : An apple a day keeps the doctor away!