Forgot the scooter key: Joke

One day evening Shanta starts from office to home with pushing his scooter. He met his friend on the way…

Friend : Why are you pushing your scooter?

Shanta : I forgot to bring the scooter key from home.

Friend : Then, how did you come to office from home in the morning?

Shanta : I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.

Shanta Jokes, cry without head

Once Santa was at the scene of an accident.
A man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh God!
Santa said:
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"Control yourself. Don't cry.
See that man, he has lost his head.
Is he crying"?!!!!!

joke, Shanta's view

Santa bought a car on loan...
He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this,
I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!

Santa Jokes

Santa's theory :

Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed

& Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!